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Pan Demotivational Poster


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: japan earthquake
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by bugmenot

Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 9:25 pm
one was done for haiti and then you could find a slew of pics like it all over the web.
Reality Lord - March 11, 2011, 5:30 pm

meh...it was new to me...nice one .
Airman - March 11, 2011, 10:36 am
that was a big boy. Poor Cubby. Those sirens went off pretty early today. I don't think he'll be surfing today
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 10:33 am
This has been done before and has no luster.


HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP


TAGS: antoine dodson rape peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Parizer

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




YOU WOULD THINK WE WOULD -


TAGS: spanish inquisition
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

Gigavolt - December 23, 2012, 12:42 am
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:37 am
Gold..
gas - December 21, 2011, 12:58 pm
AHA!
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm

....did someone say..... "the spanish inquisition".....?


JAPAN - gets shit done.


TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by okami

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am
Dayum...O-e
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent


WTF - Wh-wha...What the hell, man?


TAGS: darth vader latex spandex weird wtf wth
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

jak - October 4, 2009, 2:16 pm
looks like it might be a dude, explains where the hand is
wierdo - September 3, 2009, 10:48 am
Sexy Sexy
Yes, - March 14, 2009, 11:29 am
And also if she had to pee badly.
yon - January 7, 2009, 8:39 pm
is this what would result if leia were to fall into lava and end up taking up daddys mantle?
me - September 26, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is the creepiest thing i've ever seen
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:22 pm
Thank you, d.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 5:25 pm
Uh Oh. I just realized that in the universe that this takes place in, there is a Prince Leia (or whatever), and a....slave boy scene in Jabba's lair.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 5:23 pm
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL clingy hot latex outfit!!
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:35 pm
Hahaha! No. *I* am your mother!
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:32 pm
If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the bathroom?
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:32 pm
I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:30 pm
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the bladder.
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:30 pm
Don't underestimate the power of crabs!
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:25 pm
I find your lack of toilet facilities disturbing!
Agamemnon218 - September 3, 2008, 2:01 pm
When I search my feelings, I find them strange, and confusing...
d - September 3, 2008, 1:14 pm
"Most beginners do..." beginners. so you're like.. a pro? at writing captions under images you downloaded? way to go.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:07 pm
I would've gone with Dominatrix Vader, Mistress Vader, Darth Whore, Backside of the Darkside. I'm sure there are more options...
jimbo - September 3, 2008, 3:23 am
Looks like Vader needs to take a piss or has a yeast infection or something.
Sean - September 3, 2008, 3:10 am
Way to go ... dude? Or, dude-ette? Most beginners do at least one of these "don't know what to say" posters. But you ain't got no joke if you ain't got no punch line, Pee Wee.


FUNNY THAT - Considering that +50% of "American" companies are actually owned by Germans


TAGS: america germany company owned
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by RnR

Nagori - August 11, 2010, 6:37 am
As of May 2010, China really does own 21.9% of the U.S. debt, with Japan at 19.8% -- according to the U.S. Treasury itself...... oops, America.
DotDotDot - February 1, 2009, 5:38 am
But only 17% of them are willing to admit it.
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
46% of people know that.
SeanieG123 - October 14, 2008, 2:20 am
did you know that 72% of all statistics are made up on the spot?


MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja


TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Dragara

showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm
simply...furry


OH MAN... - How much did I drink last night?




HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by aPauling

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but damn, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY hotter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol damn i just noticed that shes soo hot seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(


CHUCK NORIUM - The most abundant element in the whole Universe


TAGS: portugues espanhol
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by 9000Danilo9000

phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 5:28 am
wow


ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality


TAGS: reality anime girls hentai japan manga
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Zephir

Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:44 am
Mindfuck!
Phage - May 7, 2009, 9:24 am
Awwww : D
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2009, 4:26 am
why oh why?
evil - April 2, 2009, 9:38 pm
xDD very original
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 5:03 pm
This is just fucking scary.


THE FRESHMAN FIFTEEN - Freshmen: Get'em before they get fat.


TAGS: krispy kreme freshmen freshman donuts fat pancakes
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Eltarian - August 11, 2012, 4:38 am
Krispy Kreme Donuts + Freshmen = One good hole deserves another
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:30 pm
Congratulations to the worst Motifake ever made. You deserve it!


MOUNTED PANDA'S - The sad future of WoW


TAGS: wow pandarians pandaria gay warcraft
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by kavuss

staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:35 pm
woops sorry, now i remember the pandas (it's been LONG since i last played=D)
staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
whaaaat?O.O no there are no pandas in perfect world:o unless you're playing on another server or something? wtf... also the pic was EPIC WIN and your argument is invalid since wow is widely known and pw isn't...:)
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:12 am
There is a mmorpghhffcck called "perfectworld" that has panda warrior characters who can later obtain a lizard mount. Yeesh! Do your research next time... 1L for lazyness, sir!


Fresh Sushi -




ACME -


TAGS: acme real weapons company
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - April 4, 2013, 7:52 am
Meep! Meep! *Raspberry* *Speeds Away*


PANDA DOG - I can't see the dog clearly, because of his extreme awesomeness!


TAGS: panda dog
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Koradan



SO RIDDLE ME THIS . . . - . . .why are my computer help desk calls routed to India instead of Japan?


TAGS: india japan computer help desk school bus
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

pendulum - June 29, 2013, 8:30 am
I have to point out that those are CHINESE words on the bus. please.


STEELERS -




SHOP SMART - shop Family Mart !


TAGS: civilized response japan
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 2:19 am
...I've always had a healthy respect for globes, is that the same thing?
Sean - August 26, 2011, 2:02 am
You are a major idiot, lostlink000! FamilyMart has been in Japan since 1981. How do I know? The Google told me. Derrrrrrrr.
rerun - August 25, 2011, 8:57 pm

I care, I majored in Geo..now that is funny
Airman - August 25, 2011, 1:50 pm
who gives a shit. it's a joke... not a geography class.
lostlink007 - August 25, 2011, 1:29 pm
Family Mart? Japan? Family Mart is Korean, not Japanese!


Love Means -


TAGS: love means never include spanking
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:28 pm
LOL!!!!! I wouldn't know about the $$, but it'll warm your buns! 5L
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:19 pm

Brutal 1st hand lesson.


TSUNAMI GODZILLA -


TAGS: japan tsunami godzilla earthquake
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

agdaniele - March 13, 2011, 5:49 pm
Yes!


SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.




J-ROCKERS - Masters of Genderbending You just never know.


TAGS: funny jrock japanese
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Hannah

JrockFTW - September 24, 2009, 10:33 pm
yeah this is a guy, it's Miyabi from Due' Le Quartz but he went solo and is now one of the biggest jrockers in japan under the name Miyavi
Claire - September 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
I vote male.
GAUZE - June 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
Yes, it is indeed male.
WhiteRaven - January 24, 2009, 3:48 am
Tis indeed a male. Probably from a japanese lolita band....they rule.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:12 pm
Judging by the facial structure and lack of any decernible breasts, I'm gunna have to go with male.
Person - December 23, 2008, 10:37 am
Okay, well... The real question is, what gender is it? Seriously... Looks rather feminine though. (As a male that would be insulting.) Out of ignorance, I'll hope it is a female. If not... Shock... utter shock. Seriously comatose on a bed for a few


THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW - If being born in the U.S. gets you a front-row seat, being born in Japan gets you a backstage pass.


TAGS: japan the freakshow
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 3:06 pm
Excellent! 5L


DEAR SPONGEBOB -


TAGS: sad spongebob squarepants is tampon
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

twill1962 - June 17, 2012, 10:59 pm
Actually, Ithink it makes him a sanitary pad.
Arvantillian - August 20, 2011, 2:31 am
Haha, explain that to the kids...lol


PACIFISM - Just calm down Winnie, you are cuter okay?


TAGS: panda
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Ysbeer



VISUAL KEI - Making real women feel ugly.




DEPRESSION - I wanted to be a Kodiak Bear Ten feet tall... a half ton of savage splendor.... Not something that looks like a Beanie Baby


TAGS: panda
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by DavidEdwardMartin

Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:20 pm
And now I feel bad, because my first thought was "oh, so cute!"


COME ON MAN - You can't wear socks AND sandals


TAGS: spandex criminal
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:14 pm
If there's a fashion faux pas that you see everywhere... I have sad news. It's not a faux pas; it's a popular style, and the uncool one is YOU. ^_^
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:10 pm

lawlz
IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 6:57 pm
Oh yeah? Go visit the Pacific Northwest.


BIG GIRL PANTIES - Put them on.




TIM CURRY - Ate more little boys as Frank-N-Furter.


TAGS: pennywise frankenfurter dr frank n furter rocky horror it pancakes pennywise
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Amaterasu - September 20, 2008, 12:39 pm
PENNYWISE: Tim Curry's best perfomance, but way more scarier in the book.


SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?


TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Bob85

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....


GAY PETER PAN - I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!!


TAGS: gay peter pan fairies
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Player_Meyer - September 23, 2009, 11:52 am
It's the only way to keep Tinkerbell alive!
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:14 am
Eh, made me laugh...a little. :P
Player_Meyer - September 23, 2009, 10:12 am
ROFL... I spell it out so I don't have to yell it out. I thought it was funny... hahaha
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 9:21 am
Redundant.


THE REPUBLICAN PLAN - A four phase plan for domination of the country


TAGS: quayle bush palin doris chimpanzee funny
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

GoForthAndDie - October 24, 2008, 7:54 pm
Shame Phase 4 isn't running this year, he'd get my vote.
Monkey - October 24, 2008, 5:17 pm
Phase Four definitely looks like a liberal.


YOUR MONKEY - Is about to be spanked.


TAGS: monkey spank lion eat
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Mongo

forseti - April 7, 2010, 11:15 am
ROFL. 5 Lions more want to spank the monkey now!


ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out




GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity gay homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.48/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.


PANCAKES VS. WAFFLES - Doesn't matter who won, I ate both




BASIC JAPANESE - You might want to look that up.


TAGS: yaoi yuri japanese
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Skyy

lisacole1992 - March 5, 2012, 4:36 pm
Guys... she was saying lesbians aren't into it and they don't suck... God, people are morons
xen665 - February 4, 2011, 2:00 am
psssh. i get it. the person who made the second one got yaoi and yuri mixed up xD i think... and yea,
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 7:23 pm
XDDD
Poke' Bawls - March 22, 2009, 9:48 am
Thats the whole joke Singne, Poster #2 can't tell the difference between men and women, and would probably be horribly disappointed if he ever tried to Look up Yaoi Porn
Signe - February 26, 2009, 6:32 pm
Or am I missing the funny? Is there a funny at all?
Signe - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
But... That IS yaoi... Those are totally two guys.
FANGIRLLLLLL - August 22, 2008, 9:56 am
THAT'S SOO RIIIGHT!! OMGLUVVVVVV YAOI


IT WAS A CLOSE CALL - but after a lot of work, Kenji showed up at the prom. 'Miss Rubota' performed perfectly, and even refused to put out at the end of the night.


TAGS: doris japanese robot prom funny humor humour
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

K - December 5, 2008, 3:31 pm
Good god, how long had Japan been into robots?
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:23 am
Hydralisk* silly work comps are over used
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:22 am
oh that Kenji! hes a sly one! passing his sister off as a girl nobody knows! he should have brought his Hydralis cousin from Korea


1836 - Texas WAS a Spanish-Mexican colony till then.


TAGS: texas mexico spanish language colony english
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by RnR

Bakakurisu - June 15, 2009, 7:06 pm
Isn't "Spanish" that language they speak in that one European country? "Spain", is it? Until they came to what is now Texas, I assure you that the inhabitants weren't speaking Spanish. The US owns it now, and we speak English. DEAL WITH IT.
Claire - February 28, 2009, 8:25 pm
Texas isn't the entire nation, and it was annexed into America, an English- speaking nation colonised by England.
malarkyalert - September 10, 2008, 12:24 pm
Yeah and Texa was also its own Country too. So whats it to ya..
coleman - July 30, 2008, 2:24 pm
Yes, let's make it offical... I sekund that moshen.


KISS -


TAGS: kiss poster panda graphic arts
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Rex Havoc

BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:40 am
funny!


KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.


TAGS: kung fu panda fat idiot drunk air kick
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by James

cali - November 4, 2008, 10:19 pm
haha. the hole... in his crotch. haha :D
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:51 pm
haha


IN JAPAN - we all have our priorities


TAGS: japan priorities chick fight
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Chillax - February 11, 2010, 6:11 pm
Yeah, and obviously the guys are not getting laid.


JAPAN - Making it real since 1952


TAGS: japan gundam real
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by FyreByrde

NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:09 pm
Hmmm, here's Mecha... but where are all the praying Muslims? Ha-ha! JK! But it reminds me of a portrait I want to do--no art skills--of a Gundam & a geisha, the two most defining symbols of Japan & it's culture.
FyreByrde - June 1, 2012, 10:39 am
Thanks much for the lions! Yeah, that was a life-size model of the original Gundam, built for some or other convention in Japan. Did I mention Japan is the awesomest place to find random pictures like this? :P
falloutghoul - May 20, 2012, 4:39 pm
Actually, it is THE Gundam, THE Original. How you got that fairy confused with THIS is beyond me. XD
ughomer - May 19, 2012, 12:45 pm
MARVELOU5 1ST SUBMISSION.
CloudchaserS - May 17, 2012, 10:14 pm
Congrats on your first Motifake! It's a character from the anime Gundam Wing
fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 6:48 pm
Congrat5! I'll give it a 5 for being your first one.
FyreByrde - May 17, 2012, 5:40 pm
My first motifake! Never thought I'd get round to doing one, but this image popped up on my news stream, and I knew I had to. Not very fantastic or anything, just a life-size MECHA! in real life. :P


JAPAN - Oh You So Crazy!


TAGS: japan
Rating: 2.41/5

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POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!




IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.


TAGS: japanese robot god jesus doris
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TigerKid - March 31, 2009, 10:59 pm
Weird-adjective 1. involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny 2. fantastic; bizarre 3. See Japan


GLOWING SQUID - Brought to you by the Tohoku Japan tsunami ...




HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird fucked random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


FUPA SEASON OPENING DAY - I heard the SALMON werebiting over here! But it looks like I'm going whaling instead.


TAGS: fupa fat chick harpoon whalling spank bank
Rating: 3.25/5

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Derek - December 10, 2009, 5:16 am
You're going to feel like Jonah.


MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan


TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm
When you see it.....you'll shit rabbits!


DON'T PANIC - Always know where your towel is.




COS PLAY - Lets keep it in Japan....


TAGS: cosplay japan
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by dready

Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:09 pm
agreed
Slot - May 29, 2009, 9:00 pm
High five, lol!
lol - May 20, 2009, 11:25 pm
Narutarded, you have nice tits but thats pretty much it, hate to dissapoint you..
CREEPER J. - May 9, 2009, 3:21 pm
*fap fap fap*
Narutarded - February 8, 2009, 3:59 am
I'm hot, I have a life, and I occasionally cosplay. The chubbies may be more common in the cosplaying community, but that doesn't mean there aren't attractive women doing it too.
You both suck at life - February 8, 2009, 2:26 am
the one on the left is a paid model. As for we americans. Yeah the ones doing it are pretty hideous. Then again any girls over here that are hot dont cosplay....they have lives. Have a nice fucking day pussies :]
Ha - December 28, 2008, 10:11 pm
why are you marking off your little comments like your some kind of intelligent asshole, and you must like them fat, come to America there are tons over here. Chubby Chaser!
wrong - October 28, 2008, 6:32 am
a) Cosplay is one word. b) Let's c) German cosplay isn't actually half bad - it's some of the American cosplayers that scare me. d) In defense of the girl in white: at least she's not trying to pull off a Rikku cosplay. Know your body type, cosplayers. Kn


LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.




TRUE KIM JONG-IL - True face of their beloved leader




WELCOME TO JAPAN - First stop: Ku Xi Town


TAGS: japan funny train
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:33 am
"Won't you take me to... Ku Xi Town?" Yeah, I'll take you down there!


GERMAN IMPORTS - I'd like a ride in some more than others


TAGS: german girls imports nazi pancakes
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by aPauling

pro - January 1, 2009, 2:25 pm
Bitte, Reiny-boy! If you have nichts funny, witzig or clever to say, it's besser to say nichts at all. Danke!
Reinhardt - January 1, 2009, 1:05 pm
Deutsche Frauen und Auto....Sie sehen sehr gut aus....


GOD-JESUS - Because everyone knows God is a japanese robot


TAGS: god jesus japanese robot
Rating: 2.42/5
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:34 pm
lol the guy on the box looks like Jacko


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices




MEN CRY - It's likened as to when one craps their pants - both are held in as long as possible. But once it starts it won't stop until finished. And nobody wants to be in the room with either.


TAGS: men cry crap your pants
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 24, 2013, 3:49 pm
Lol! Exactly! It can't be done.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:29 pm
It’s like trying to cut off a pee stream after six beers.
falloutghoul - March 22, 2013, 8:10 pm
And those that stay in the room are either true friends, or completely oblivious.


GERMANS - they DO have a sense of humour




THE PLAN -


TAGS: mans best friend panty snatch and run
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 5:45 pm
Perfection.


MOBILE EXAMINATOR -




FANCY PANDA - I'd love to have a glass of brandy after I finish this bamboo stick.


TAGS: panda my first motifake
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by TestTubeBaby

Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 3:50 pm
Your Boy ?
CpnKangaroo - November 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
gave my boy a hand with his first one


LOLI+BIGEYES+INTERNET - oh look +combo breaker. the perfect


TAGS: japanese combo breaker
Rating: 3.11/5
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 5:25 pm
5! C-C-C-Combobreaker!
Luzhezhiita - October 31, 2009, 5:18 pm
HEY! She's my friend at Facebook, how did her photo ended up here?? She's called Cx Tan at Fb. Serious case of Stalking here -.-
surprisebuttsecks - August 6, 2009, 3:14 pm
That's just a rumor. And I heard that grammar nazis are exasperating.
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:54 am
LOLz people are hilarious!


HABITUATION -


TAGS: loneliness company miss
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:34 pm
Awesome.
mariand - July 18, 2011, 4:44 pm
I like it...
gas - July 12, 2011, 5:39 pm
thanks!
spacedog - July 12, 2011, 5:36 pm
Beautiful! 5L


PETER PIPER - Picked a peck of pecker peppers.


TAGS: peter piper peck pickled pecker peppers pancakes
Rating: 3.05/5

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aPauling - September 9, 2008, 10:55 am
Gracias!
Erik the Viking - September 9, 2008, 3:54 am
Usually I hate tunnels, but this is a damn good'n!


WIKIPEDIA - According to it, a war between China and Japan erupted because of a dispute over the rules of an ancient form of Rock, Paper, Scissors... Wait what?




I'M NOT IN DENIAL -




I WOULD CUT UP HER CREDIT CARDS - but this is more fun!


TAGS: wife spank
Rating: 4.84/5

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ADDICTION - Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.


TAGS: tweeter addiction fire panel exit
Rating: 4.64/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 1:46 am
... and other people would tweet about the burning one because he was tweeting... fail
MercAlert - March 17, 2012, 7:35 pm
If you're in Paris (look above the sign) then of course you should tweet about it!


COMPANY - You Can Never Be Truly Alone... For Solitude Always Keeps You Company




SMILE - Verb - 1. to look or regard with amusement or ridicule; 2. to bestow approval; 3. to appear pleasant or agreeable




ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds


TAGS: zombies chicks women brains minds pancakes
Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!


BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity


TAGS: beer bags pancakes
Rating: 2.67/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 12, 2008, 11:40 am
Good call! You miss all the foam that way.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 8:54 am
It's beer in a bag! I want to nibble off a corner of a bag an suck on it like a baby to a tit.


THE SPANISH INQUISITION - Is coming to get him


TAGS: the spanish inquisition superman amaterasu the spanish inquisition superman amaterasu shiryu 411 hotmail com why suddenly
Rating: 2.64/5

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garv - August 1, 2009, 9:00 pm
Pity you have no sense of humor
garv - August 1, 2009, 8:59 pm
Pity you have no sense of humor
Highlord - December 23, 2008, 11:59 am
Pity there hasn't been a spanish inquisition since 1834


RONALD MC DONALD - "all employees must be disciplined."




WHAT????? - Can someone please explain this to me?


TAGS: japanese girl sniper rifle
Rating: 2/5

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triumphman - May 13, 2016, 8:25 pm
asian humor ? NOT !
Neener - October 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Will she take milk from the source?
William Knight - October 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
I can tell you exactly what it is. It is a japanese cat maid who likes big guns. This species also likes to leap around on the tops of buildings and blow stuff up. And theres also that 9 lives bussniss.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:18 pm
What world......FUCK, forgot all about that stuff
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
Shhhhhhhhhh, some secrets are not meant for the world outside the internet
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:16 pm
Yeah, I wont mention that girl sitting on your lap either
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:14 pm
Damn reality
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:12 pm
Because you would get a real sentence, not a celebrity sentence
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:06 pm
I'd say don't get into a dog fight, but Micheal Vick probably made some good money off of those, and why shouldn't I?
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:03 pm
Well, I will admit you were kind of a douche, offer some advice instead of just bashing the poster (unless the guy is a total douchebag or timmy or something like that). By the way, i think my dog avatar is sexier than your dog avatar.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 10:56 pm
What douchebaggery? This is a humor site after all!
Haarakkon - November 22, 2009, 10:13 pm
Douchbaggery seems to be all the rage, lately.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 10:12 pm
Yes we are
Reason - November 22, 2009, 10:11 pm
no need to be a douche. people arent funny all the time
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:21 pm
Yes I can. It's a Japanese girl with a rifle, but don't worry she probably wont see any lions.


Spanking -


TAGS: man spanking woman anger
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bolverk3778 - October 13, 2013, 8:21 am
Watch out for the return match, she'll be using the cast iron skillet that was bought as a wedding present.


TOUGH LOVE AND DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: tough love discipline spanking bobbitt
Rating: 3.46/5

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GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 11:13 am
was once
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 11:05 am
If only there was that much love.
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 11:04 am
@TOC could this be how he feels about you?
phydeaux - November 17, 2009, 4:53 pm
Heck yeah, BEAT that biatch!
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 11:59 am
Oh Ricky, now she's gonna turn around and hit Ethel.


FEMALE JAPANESE NAZIS - They aren't as stupid as they look.


TAGS: japanese nazi
Rating: 3.38/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
Awwwww c'mon. Give them some credit.


HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time


TAGS: hot air balloon balloons fire boring pancakes crash flame
Rating: 2.82/5

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Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.


RANDOM ENCOUNTERS - And then Timmy learned why you don't piss off the DM.


TAGS: bleach anime japan timmys
Rating: 2.82/5

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CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:35 pm
she drives my dirt bike. but a truck is still pretty sweet
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 11:31 pm
So? It doesn't make it any less sexy. Guess we'll just have te file it under Awesome But Impractical.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:23 pm
bike season here is way to short. not to many people bother getting bikes for only 4 months
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 11:15 pm
About the DnD reference: to be fair, it was somewhat popular when I was a child. And I think a woman driving motorcycle is sexier than a truck.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:14 pm
I met my girlfriend at a car show my truck was next to hers
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 11:11 pm
A woman driving a truck? Thats pretty sexy
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
It would be hard not to. she has a nicer truck than i do
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol, normally that's true but I even trust her with my trucks
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 11:05 pm
lol women. Cant drive sober, certainly cant drive drunk
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:03 pm
ya my gf went to a bacheloret so im here till i gota go pick her druck ass up
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:00 pm
lol, I thought DM was for DreMagnum as well
TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 10:57 pm
You should be proud not to get the dungeons and dragons reference Dre. DM= dungeon master.
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 10:57 pm
Pretty much yeah. Went to a basketball game at school, now just sitting here watching some hockey.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 10:54 pm
hey dre, whats up? slow saturday night for you to?
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Well I'm the only DM here, and them damn timmies better be afraid.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:26 pm
Not that I'm aware of. I mostly used it as a joke as to why Timmys shouldn't annoy Moderators compared to why you don't mess with the Dungeon Master in that old D & D game.
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 9:48 pm
Am I the DM?


GUESS WHO.. - is in a complete state of panic




VISIT MONSTER ISLAND! - Now with a great scenic view of wandering Kaiju!




VISUAL KEI -


TAGS: visualkei visual kei japan fashion nerds
Rating: 2.17/5

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Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:59 am
*oops i mean right
Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:59 am
the girl on the left could chew through coaxal (sp?) cable with them teeth!


JOB QUALIFICATIONS -




proof -




KNOWING WHAT'S IMPORTANT - Going to the Bathroom, or Getting All the Deals On Black Friday




EARTHQUAKES -


TAGS: radiation exposure japan them
Rating: 4.35/5

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Nagard - March 16, 2011, 10:43 am
You could say that... Apparently they also got problems in 3 different nuclear power plants and also in the most famous one there are 3 reactors going straight for the meltdown...
Nacht - March 15, 2011, 3:25 pm
Hopefully the old adage of bad luck coming in 3 is accurate this time. The last thing they need is more.


REVENGE -


TAGS: cat dog revenge pansy wytch
Rating: 4.2/5

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Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 4:51 am
I like this one, still post to Dig my Dog as well :P


PANIC ATTACK! - It's not that I am scared or sad, it is my body fighting me. "Former US Marine LCPL 0311" Anyone can be affected by it.




MOOSE MILK -


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing fucking beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "fuck central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?


GODZILLA'S BIGGEST FANGIRL - Jesus! I didn't think Asian girls got THAT big!


TAGS: godzilla kaiju japan japanese rubber monster monsters giant giants
Rating: 2.71/5

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LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 1:56 pm
If you have ANY doubts you should go to naughtyfake.com and look at some of Cubbybear's posters!


JAPANESE WOMEN -




FRATERNITY INITIATIONS - "Thank you sir. May I have another!"




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